Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
