i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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