Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
meet me or not, i'm out of control
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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