is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She told me I should be a condom model.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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