Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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