Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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