We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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