we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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