I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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