yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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