i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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