since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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