forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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