Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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