do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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