Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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