Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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