Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
