why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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