Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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