Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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