Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Randomize
