Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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