I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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