Non-Jews are for practice
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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