ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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