apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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