I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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