I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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