i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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