I didn't shave. On purpose
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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