My boss' voice literally gives me gas
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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