Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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