As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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