going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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