Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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