He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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