We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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