she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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