I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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