just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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