So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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