is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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