Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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