your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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