so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Text me some of your sweat
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
