I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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