is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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