Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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