nut hugger
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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